OK. My wife's oldest sister died in 2002 from colon cancer. Before she got to sick to work any more she worked for a mental health counseling center.
One afternoon after a particularly trying day she stopped by the house.
She was ranting and raving (As we all do at times) and said the following that Patty and I just found hilarious.
"They should just lock em all up and feed em Fruit Roll-ups under the door"
