LOL, reminds me of a time when I was hiking where I hunt and a couple of old hippies decided they were going to do some nude fly fishing in one of the beaver ponds. Thye must have been in their late 60's or early 70's. It was a mass of wrinkled flesh and I didn't have any eye bleach in my back pack.

Honestly I can't imagine being there with all those skeeters without some clothing on.