Folks, you just can’t make this stuff up.

If you go through the Portland Oregon international airport, fear not, stress not. You will be attended to by a stress relieving Llama in nothing flat.

Yes Dogs, they hired Llamas (the 4 footed kind) to relieve the stress encountered by travelers.

But ya gotta feel sorry for the poor “sanitation” workers. Funny no one ever thinks of them.

I guess it was a slow news day at USA Today.