I need ideas folks! My wife said I need to go do something fun with a bunch of friends to mark my birthday. Somehow, I don't think she meant taking a leak on a flaming cake...

The only things I can think of that would be really fun are:

- Taking a long-range shooting at the 1000 yard range in WV or down in southern VA ($1k/ person)

- Chartering a boat to go shark or marlin fishing. ($1200-1500 + hotel)

- Chartering a bear, gator, or hog hunt. ($1k-2k/person)

-- Surf Fishing trip to the beach... maybe sneak off at night to shoot a gator or hog for a few hundred...

Unfortunately, all those things are pretty darn expensive.

Anyone have any cheaper ideas?

I suppose if I could sucker...I mean trick...er, bamboozle(?) some friends into chipping in, the fishing trip would be more doable...