DO NOT EVER buy anything from Levine hats in St Louis. I bought two flat caps to replace my baseball caps from them on the 4th of November, and I live in Missouri about 150 miles Southwest of there. I have been notified THREE times that my hats were due on such and such a day. They were not even shipped until the 7th!

Then the UNRELIABLE United States Postal Service (HA, SOME SERVICE). First they said I’d get them on the 8th, and Now they are claiming I’ll get them on the 12th. I AM NOT a happy camper.

Tom, when you and Donnie have your first working lunch (tell Melania I said hello) , then tell him he needs to fix the postal system.