To quote two of the literary geniuses of our day, the immortal Buck Owens and Roy Clark from their ageless anthem, "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me," "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."

And Tom and Randy, don't worry, I've moved well beyond hyrodrocodone and morphine I'm on synthetic morphine derivatives--the natural stuff usually ends me up in the hospital :grin;