Haha, I guess you could bag it and sell it as... Once when I was attending college a guy was openly selling grass on campus. When he was finally caught he was turned loose as he WAS selling grass, from his weekly yard mowing! Needless to say once his "Clients" found out they were not happy. And NO, I wasn't one of his buyers.
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Once when I was attending college a guy was openly selling grass on campus. When he was finally caught he was turned loose as he WAS selling grass, from his weekly yard mowing! Needless to say once his "Clients" found out they were not happy. And NO, I wasn't one of his buyers. 
