1. Inform your wife that since you are retired now that you will expect homecooked meals at breakfast, lunch and dinner every day.
2. Strongly discourage any extra additions to the Honey-do list "because now you are home all day".
3. Study this passage and commit it to memory. " A retired guy went into the kitchen one morning while his wife was making breakfast. She asked him what he was going to do that day. He replied that he was going to do nothing. His wife told him that he did that yesterday. He replied, that is true but I didn't finish."
There are many other rules but it's time for my cup of cocoa and a back rub.
