No Randy, we don't have indoor plumbing but the outhouse is a three-holer and is heated and air- conditioned.
Man, Y'all got ALL the good stuff!
Oh and don't forget to crinkle up the Monkey Ward Catalog page before you use it. It works a lot better that way.
My father told me that when he was a kid in Alabama (back in the 1920's) and was out playing in the woods with his friends, no catalogs so they bent over a young pine tree and used it to clean up. He said that you had to make sure you ran the tree in the right direction though.
