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A man is in a bus and he tries to talk to the driver to ask him when he should get off, because the man isnīt local. It seems that the driver isnīt paying any attention to the man and donīt answer his questions. Man needs the info so he knocks loud on the glass behind the driver.

The driver immediately hits the breaks and stops the bus in the middle of the road. Man rises up from the bus floor and asks: Why did you do that?!?

I used to be a mortician.

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Resident Redneck
JYD #117