Well, Tuesday made the second time I was hit by a vehicle (neither time was I in a car), Fell from a two story roof top during a training exercise, martial arts training a few times, got hurt on one deployment, bicycle wrecks as a child, fell out of a tree etc etc

I am clumsy by no means, careless and reckless I am.

I have been very lucky as to not getting any permanent injuries that stop me from serving in the Corps. I lost hearing and that almost did, but I showed devotion and they gave me a waiver. I can't fully rotate my left forearm but I can still pass a physical fitness test with flying colors, so they leave me alone about it.

I spoke with the Veterans Affairs rep, and she told me at first look, I qualify for 100 percent disability and can get an honorable discharge whenever I want with severance pay, but I think that is poo. I perform well. They are going to have to kick me out. Oorah!