Ahhh, the life of a military travelin' man. I did 5 years in the Army before I got smart and moved over to the Air Force. Did 17 years in the Air Force and retired after a civilian company made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. After compiling all of my TDY orders, I figured out that I spent at least 8 solid years TDY. I used to travel so much that a lot of time I had to check the hotel room literature to help me remember where I was at.
On the good side, I got to see 49 of the States and 38 foreign countries, all on Uncle Sammies nickel. On the bad side, a lot of those foreign countries are called Third World because they can’t count to four. The abject poverty that a good portion of the world lives in is unimaginable to the typical American.


Remember this: Everytime I blink, you disappear.