I spoke with the Veterans Affairs rep, and she told me at first look, I qualify for 100 percent disability and can get an honorable discharge whenever I want with severance pay, but I think that is poo. I perform well. They are going to have to kick me out. Oorah!
JJ, Very rarely am I left speechless. Reading this is one of those times. I'll just say that I'm proud to know you, and I'll lift a glass to you when I'm able.