If you want to give up your evil rifles. I will take one for the team. You can send your evil rifles to me and I will ensure that they have a good home, are shot on a regular basis and that they will never freak out and go on a rampage.

I am going to set up a sanctuary where they can be free, safe and happy.

I am currently accepting all Ar-15, Ar-10, Ak-47. Ak-74 and variants as well as all Browning, H&K, FN, Colt, Beretta's. I am willing to build a special enclosure for a Dillon Aero-Q or backpack mounted mini Guns.