Where do you work?

Oh and I find it's sometimes easier to make people avoid you than to avoid people.

Just start sneezing and coughing. Rub a little vics vapor rub in the corner of your eye, print out a FAQ about swine flue and lay it where everybody can see it, and people will avoid you like the plague.

Or you can take out your Dog Father and set it on your desk. That might work too.