No knife, but all hope isn't lost. Mail clerk Pvt. I-Had-To-Cheat-On-The-ASVAB said, and I quote, "Mail not be out yet. Truck late gotten here. Be hour I finish."

"Does that mean it'll be an hour before you get the mail in the mail boxes?"

"Dat's what I's saying, dog."

I was laughing too hard to correct the idiot, plus he isn't in my branch of service. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />