I stole this from Wolf over on the Swamp Rat site. I hope he doesn't mind (and I don't figure he will)! But If any mod figures it shouldn't be posted after I admitted stealing it, just go ahead and take it down.

"In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For
example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration
by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on
the generic name of Mycoxadroupin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mycoxaflappin, Mydixarizin,and of course,Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and
will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new beverage by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them other than hang hats,coats and towels."