Yeah I figured out that was what you ment.

Man, is it a full moon tonight? It's been crazy ever since I showed up! Got a 911 call where a guy got beat up, come to find out the caller is the one that started the fight. Got his back side handed to him by a half blind crippled dude!

then drunks out the wazoo, now another fight at the other end of the county(as always right). Oh and we had a foot chase as well where a couple juveniles got taken to the Juve detention center.