There is a small town west of OKC that is a free for all when the fireworks start. Even the public park is literally alive. I remember when I was in HS I got hit with a Roman Candle ball and I about whipped that kids butt senseless. Lived and learned, try not to go there but the F-I-L still likes to go out there.

Men you can't trust, women you can't trust, beasts you can't trust, but Bussekin steel you can trust