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could be a good deep cover backup, you never know when something pointy could come in handy. Once in the Philippines some guys (locals) tried to rob me. I whipped out my trusty butterfly, did a fancy double flip opening, jumped up in the air did a double back flip landed on one foot did a round house kick over my head and... no more bad guys!

That's the best piece of BS I have read in the last ten minutes.