id probably start taking pictures of me putting my wiener in all sorts of new, unfamiliar places.

make a youtube video of me traveling with my wiener out, add some funny dance with some music...itll be a hit.


of course then everyone will wanna grasp the famous wiener they see....and i just cant have that. i mean, id love to let everyone grab my wiener but i need to use it too. if everyones off using my wiener, then ill never really be able to enjoy it by myself