Haha, Jeff, you need my underwater camera that I used in Hawaii when I went Scuba diving every year for the 4 years I was stationed In Japan. I had friends stationed at Hickum AFB at Honolulu and visited them every year for a month in December. Only place I have ever been scuba diving. Oh but it's a 35mm film camera though and only waterproof to 33 ft (but I've had it to 45-50). Didn't take it on my 100 foot dives.