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On the B11 front, Dan told us that when they use up all the old handles, that was all she wrote for the B11s, but who knows

Seems like we've been hearing that for years. Heck, the original DM's had the same story:
[color:"red"] We are proud to introduce the "Dumpster Mutt". In the true spirit of Scrap Yard knives we were able to save these old Busse Combat Basic handles from the dumpster. They have been out of service since the late '90's and were getting pretty used to just lying around and doing nothing! We brushed them off, called them some derogatory names and told them to get to back to work! We mated them with a bomb-proof, door-breaching blade that our our troops have been dreaming of and put a penetrator tip on this nearly 5/16" thick sabre ground hybrid Mutt. [/color]

JYD #121
The chief cause of unhappiness and failure is trading what you want most in life for what you want at the moment.